I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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