We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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