we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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