You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
