Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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