Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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