im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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