so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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