Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
