I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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