his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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