The maid of honor just puked.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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