Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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