it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
it hurts more in the daytime
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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