wake up i wanna do it froggy style
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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