You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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