why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This is classic penis vs brain.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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