Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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