butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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