Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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