So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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