What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
