hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
try to milk me bitch
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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