yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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