Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
i believe in u and ur pee
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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