what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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