what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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