O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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