After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
