I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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