how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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