There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
