on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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