How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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