Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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