We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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