my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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