okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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