Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Everclear isn't food dammit
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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