I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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