My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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