David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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