bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I want her autograph on my taint
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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