My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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