the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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