Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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