I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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