oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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