I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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