I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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